Thursday, 10 March 2016

THE LAGOS DERBY: IKORODU FC vs MOUNTAIN OF FIRE FC



In my last post, I had passingly mentioned my preference for the English Premier League (EPL) over and above all the other leagues, and was quick to include the Nigerian Premier League (NPL) to the list of leagues I would easily brush aside for the entertainment and satisfaction that the EPL gave me. However, I did explain, two posts ago, that my interests are not exactly piqued by the quality of football on display in England, particularly as I was fleet to point out that the current quality of football in the EPL left much to be desired and yet waned by the week. If there was anything in it that gave me this entertainment and satisfaction that I speak about, it was the competition: The fact that there was no indomitable, no undefeatable. Simply put, anyone could beat anyone, and I daresay, with a muffled chuckle, by any score line.

Well, who knew that only two days from that “TGIF” piece, I would be faced with the opportunity to witness a Nigerian Premier League game, and by witness I mean LIVE. Although DSTV had claimed that they would be performing the feat of airing the match live from “Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium in Enugu”, I and my buddies had sufficient proof that the game was in fact going to hold at the Onikan Stadium. Easy to believe, when one spares a moment to actually wonder what a Lagos derby would be doing so far away in Enugu in the first place.

One thing we all seem to agree on is that the kick of time was 4:00pm. My buddies and I had resolved to sacrifice seeing the full Juventus game, which was on-going, for our very own NPL football, needless to mention that I keep fighting the pull to call it “our local football” or “our local league”, anyways I vanquished this urge every time.

This was my introduction to the NPL. This was going to be the first time I was going to see a full NPL game, from start to finish. That I was going to see it live was a pleasurable bonus. This two clubs had a rising reputation, Mountain of Fire (MFM) FC had already been christened as the Leicester of Nigerian football and for good reason. An indomitable and resilient unknown. A newcomer steadily elevating itself to the skylines of domination. Ikorodu FC was a fierce opponent, another menacing giant on their stormy path, yet MFM FC must pave its way once again. It was undoubtedly something to watch.

Super Sports had already started transmission and we could see the inviting lush green of the stadium’s field sprawling in unreal splendour in front of us. Finally, it seemed like I was about to watch something I could get used to, and we that we switched the television off and hurried along.
It was a short drive from Surulere to Onikan. Our excitement, I suspect, must have made the drive even shorter. All the car parks were already relatively full and the make-shift ones were fast swelling with cars. Yet, the youths in the area had made a job of securing parking spaces one way or another for the willing.

Once parked, we made our way to the entrance of the stadium. Once there, we were informed that there were two entrances: One for VIP (pavilioned seats) and one for Regular (not pavilioned); VIP would cost N2, 000 while regular was a meagre N100. First of all Pavilioned seats at 4:00pm in the evening made no difference to us so we frowned at the gulf in price of VIP and regular tickets. N200 would have got the same population of people in Regular we felt, only that more of those people would have not batted an eyelid while gladly paying for a VIP ticket if it cost N1,000 or N1,500 at most. Some of the seats in choice areas can be cushioned for more comfort and sold as VVIP tickets for N5,000 I they pleased. Anyways, call it rationalization but we were convinced we would have more fun at the regular section, expecting to find more people, more passion, less ego and raw spirited buzz fed by a common ground. I had my initial doubts but was quickly reassured that there would be no fights, nor indian-hemp-glazed-eyes with thick-croaky voices attempting to own the contents of my wallet by guile or force.

No sooner had we matched into the stadium that we realized we may have made the right choice, true enough this section was parked colourfully full. Loud music rent the air from throats, drums, trumpets and all sorts of instruments (some looked improvised). Chants brewed from both of the supporter’s divide. The MFM supporters were all in blue, while those for Ikorodu FC were all in red. (For some reason I preconceived it would be the other way round).

So first thing I learnt, MFM FC’s home turf is the Teslim Balogun Stadium while the Onikan Stadium was the home ground to Ikorodu FC. Therefore, this was a home game for Ikorodu FC and 
they were expected to hold the advantage.

The players had taken to the field almost immediately. There was one referee and two lines men, each to run the full length of either side. On our side of the pitch the second official (lines man) was infact, a woman who looked very fit and she ran the lines on our side for the duration of the game despite initial jeering and a few strong words of criticism from the crowd close to her for the decisions they felt were too light or too heavy, for seeing what did not happen and not seeing what was clear as daylight. In her favour, she seemed to know her onions and remained disinterested until her tormentors found their place.

The referee put the whistle to his mouth and the game began. The singing got louder, matching the fevered rhythm of the drums and indigenous melodies that oozed from the trumpets. There were cheers for every dribble, shot and save; groans for every infringement, and yells of encouragement for every well executed pass or when a player covered space in front of him with speed.
The first half was hardly a disappointment, there were enough deft touches and fine football to make the heart swoon, but the defence of both teams were content with hoofing the ball hard and aimlessly out every time it got close to their eighteen yard box. More of my dissatisfaction came from one time when supporters of Ikorodu FC felt a decision had unfairly gone against their team and as a result had hurled empty plastic water bottles into the pitch. Only one made its way in and was immediately spotted by the female lines man who signalled the refree to halt the game temporarily and have the alien object immediately removed.

The other unfortunate incident happened on the picth. An MFM player had received a yellow for a soft foul at the tail end of the first half, but a second yellow card followed immediately for what seemed to have been a heavy-worded protest. 2 yellow cards + 1 player = 1 red card and so the matching order was issued. My mind wandered two paths, the first being what the reaction of the Ikorodu supporters would have been, considering that bottle throwing event, if the red card hard gone to a member of their own team. The second part being how the second half would pan out and if it was possible to have a balanced game despite the inequality of numbers on either side of the scale. For this second question, the second half was sure to answer.

At half time we were entertained by a dreadlocked “jester” who played a player-guessing game with us, mimicking their mannerisms so perfectly we could easily guess all the players, although with small help from the club/country jersey and jersey numbers on the back of each jersey he adorned for each performance. Mikel Obi’s back passing and readjusting his socks on the turf was easy to identify, Kanu Nwankwo gingerly steps and snaky dribbles, Jay Jay Okocha numerous leg overs and spitting in despair after a missed chance, Joseph Yobo’s arrangement of his defensive line and last lunging tackles, Ronaldo’s exaggerated deep breathes before taking a free kick and his goal celebration of a jump, turn and land to show his name and jersey number, Ronaldinho’s mesmeric dribbles as he saunters through defences that had no answers, etc The last on the card was Jose Mourinho touchline antics and that was the last of his performance. A round of applause accompanied him out of the field for a job well done as the players made to re-enter the pitch.

Surprisingly, not long after the first kick of the second half, did we realise that the game remained even despite the MFM team missing a man. They actually seemed to not miss him at all. It was easy to notice why with little study- The Ikorodu FC players came out to take huge advantage of their superior numbers, they meant to put this game to an early rest it seemed. But, MFM FC were not having any of it, tirelessly repelling attack after attack and initiating dangerous counter attacks of their own. At some point, one could have sworn that the MFM players had snuck an extra man into their ranks. You would think there was an extra pair of legs in their formation with the way they inched closer to breaking the duck. It was not so much their numbers I must admit, but the quality of football, passes, control and good positioning they brought to this half.

It seemed a miracle was about to happen and the church team had entreated God to take His place in one of the VIP seats and oversea their victory and so it seemed, but in the twilight of the game, the tide turned sharply and Ikorodu FC appeared to have been awoken from a drunken slumber as they made brilliant efforts to stamp their authority on the game. Playing with a stronger determination and more confident swagger yet with what looked like a tint of desperation they began to mount giant waves of relentless attack on the MFM’s goal. Each attack repelled birthed another fiercer attack like a raging phoenix. There were more corner kicks as the end drew near, than there had been in the entirety of the game.

The players, mostly the MFM players, were already betraying signs of fatigue, crashing to the floor at any “undue” contact and choosing to stay down for respite. The referee it seemed was vocally bullying them back up, but some stuck to the ground longer. One even had to be stretched out, but no sooner was he carried to the side lines that he was out of the stretcher and “achingly” willing to return to the action.

2 minutes extra minutes of stoppage time, read the neon lights hoisted by the third official. At that signal the crowd began to file out. My buddies and I followed the ebb. We had not gone far when we heard the loud shrill of the final whistle. The game had ended 0 – 0. The drive back home felt longer.

Disclaimer: The Photo used in this post does not belong to the blogger.

Friday, 4 March 2016

TGIF !



Thank God it’s Friday! Yay!

By the way, did you know that the name Friday comes from an Old English word: Frīġedæġ which means "the day of Frigg". Thereby associating the old English goddess Frigg with the Roman goddess Venus. Yes, so it’s safe to call it "the day of Venus."
Well, it’s the prelude to the weekend, although this is not the case for some countries like Afghanistan, Iran and even Dubai (so all fun-loving people who like to jet off to Dubai a lot. Sorry no "turn up/ turn down for what in UAE this day, you should be ironing your clothes and mind in preparation for tomorrow's work). You must already also know that Sundays are normal weekdays over there right?


Okay before this post starts to wander off and get lost in the path-less wilderness of idle ramblings that leads to a “Wait, what is the point of this post exactly?!", let me quickly retrace my steps. Friday is generally a prelude to not just the weekend for the sake of resting and refuelling to restart the monotonous exercise of wake, eat, work, sleep, wake, eat, work, sleep.. that are weekdays, but a day that ushers us into the exhilarating world of soccer. Of course the list is possibly pregnant with other to-dos like clubbing, recreation, shopping, visiting the salon, etc. but soccer takes a chunk for us, SURULERE lads.

For me, who do not care for paying my way into a dome with very loud music, paying for over-priced drinks, working my arms and leg muscles endlessly, coming out reeking of second-hand smoke, going home to a really short sleep and waking up with at least a tormenting headache in the name of a hangover (although I have given up alcohol all together since.. can't remember as I lost count after my first year without). Yes, for me, my ritual starts from me shuffling my fantasy football team to meet the possible demands of the fixtures for the week, making sure I get enough sleep Friday night and waking up very early for footie time at one of the AstroTurfs in the area. From then it’s a heavy protein-filled breakfast and getting whisked away by sleep, only to wake up groggy but in time for the first EPL game of the week (apologies to other leagues; EPL, Bundesliga, Seria A, etc especially our very own Nigerian Premier league).

So I am feeling like doing a follow up piece to this one in a bit, I will probably call it "The Trophy No One Wants" (CAVEAT: This is not a promise). This comes after seeing how the top four teams have shied away from seizing advantage over the week by the scruff of the neck. Leicester, Arsenal, Manchester City and Tottenham (current top 4 EPL teams) all fumbled in their mid-week games quite unexpectedly. This Saturday needs a microphone oh! Cos it will say a lot, especially in what direction the EPL crown is heading. There will also be a change of positions in the other parts of the table. So stay tuned people.

So a gentle muse landed on my shoulder the last time to nurse me through birthing my last piece. I haven't been able to shake her off since. So armed with my mind I penned these thoughts spontaneously whilst wrestling with sleep. I was going to write something different this time but I just remembered its Friday and the pull in this direction became irresistibly strong.

The last post was terribly long for some, Nigerians particularly have a horrible reading culture so you have to be captivating enough to keep your reader's attention beyond the second paragraph.

Enough! Until my keyboard calls again. It's MYK.


Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Cobwebs and Dust


Photo Credit: Daniel Marbaix.

I hear snores, loud guttural sounds rent the air, palpable enough to block a brother's ears. A riotous noise of nothingness.
Snores from the throats of brothers who excitedly rose to open a "tear-rubber"(brand new) blog and fell right back into sleep.
I know, I know, there is a good reason for this. Let the excuses pour. I have a couple myself, when everyone is done.
Well, I have been woken by our snores. Yesterday I slept; today and tomorrow no more!

For want of something to say I will consider a matter that can have me clicking at these keyboards for bit: Football.

The EPL to be precise has been a drama of suspense and unexpected events. Who would have thought that at this time of the season we would have Leicester City and Tottenham Hotspurs slugging it out with an elite portion of party for the title?

I am purposely leaving out recent happenings that had me picking my jaws from off the carpet like: Manchester United getting pummeled in the champions' league by European tenderfoots with a name that sounds like a password. Shout out to FC Midtylland. The football on display that day was abysmal at best. Yes, I said at best. The only highlight to look back on from that game was the kurukere and shoki moves from Nigeria's Paul Onuachu and Rilwan Hassan in the Midtylland dressing room after that game. See clips here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_19qxDftIE&feature=youtu.be


I will also skip the Man United revelation that is the 18 years old Marcus Rashford. 4 goals in 2 matches is not mere play. I will leave out Van Gaal forgetting he was not beside his bed in the game against Arsenal. I will numb out Yaya Toure acting like he still misses his birthday cake from last year after winning the Capital One Cup. Lets forget Chelsea, Jose, Eva and the conspiracy theory for another day (or season). We cannot explore every turn an angle that birthed today.

Back to the matter: It is apparent that the contributors to this blog, as well as the tens of brothers that lock fangs, claws and horns every weekend do not support the teams that seem to be running away with the league this year.

It is easy to see Tottenham piping her neighbors to first or second place, as is the case for Leicester City.  United and Arsenal have not earned my faith that they will be in  the top four, improbable as it may sound to some. Manchester City already got the Capital One Cup for bragging rights and it seems that is the best thing they can lay their hands on this season.. save for Pep Guardiola.

Speaking of Pep, there is a wave of change going on at the helms of the management at these English clubs: Pep to Manchester City (I was gonna just type "City" before but that moniker will have to change with Leicester vibrantly on the horizon), Mourinho to Manchester United, Klopp already settling well at Liverpool and emmm Conte to Chelsea? Only Wenger in the top tier retains his job and he may sooner lose it if he continues with this implode-while-cruising thingy he has going on at the club since the "Invincibles".

Oh by the way, shout out to Pochettino for getting his lads playing like a beast and shout out to Graham Taylor for getting Watford in magical form. I should really not mention names as there are some that merit the list that I will leave out cos my fingers are now faster than my mind.

Oh by the way, shout out to Vardy, Payet, Mahrez, Willian, Mane, Ozil, Coutinho, Wijnaldum, Ighalo, Barkley, Lukaku, Alli, Martial, etc for all the moments of brilliance and Fantasy Football League Points. (Poor Wilson).

Argh, one of the names I left out of the manager's list is Gus Hinddink. The man, although interim, has clearly changed the fortunes of Chelsea. Taking them from 16th to 8th (this week). But if we comparatively analyse this, apropos to last season and the season before, it only says that this EPL has only become weaker. Yes, going weaker by the week. Since when did a few draws and a few wins shoot you up that far? First CFC (Chelsea) were battling to save themselves from relegation and a few weeks after that they are edging so close to Europe?

Well some giants have arrived the scene in the form of managers, some huge investments have also arrived in TV rights. I can only hope that an immigration of top quality players will follow shortly and then we can justly take Europe by storm.

I have raced through this piece, I am too busy, in a hurry and lazy to read it over to ensure there are no typos, bad sentence structures or "ibon" (grammatical erors). So here, some nails. There's a stack of wood at the backyard. Crucify me!


I have unlocked the gates and opened the door
Aired the rooms and dusted furniture
I have cleared the cobwebs and mopped the floor
The journal shall no longer bore!

MYK

(Disclaimer: The photo above is the property of Mr. Daniel Marbaix. I only claim the words herein for myself)